The Tao of Pusi |
The grammatically incorrect, real-life ramblings of a sexually-confused, middle-aged man troubled by unresolved childhood crushes, overly amused by pop-culture and obsessed with creating meaningless top-ten lists. **NOTE TO THE READER** This is a compilation of actual, unedited e-mail messages sent to a friend by a man named Pusi. |
I was emailing Kim this morning and I was thinking last night what you told me regarding my grammar and spelling. So I asked Kim about it. Kim said to me that my grammar is ok but not great but her issue is that I repeat myself allot or have a limited vocabulary. She also stated that when I text or write to her, my sentences are all over the place! At least she’s being honest to me about it.
Kim also said that I sing allot around them and it can get a bit annoying. She said I have a good singing voice but I do get carried away! Kim admitted to me that she sings but not really public where people are around. She sings in the shower or in her car mostly. She said that I have to listen in conversation and don’t think before I speak, just say whatever’s on my mind but at the same time to choose my words wisely before I speak to her or her family and friends. She said they all like me but at the same time I act and behave like a “kid”.
Well I think I got “ratted” out here. I mostly sing in front of the guys but apparently they told their significant others that and it may annoy them (meaning the guys). I do sing around David,Jeff,Mike and Vu on occasions. Why can’t they meaning the guys tell me it’s annoying but instead they go to the girls and tell them. I’m kinda pissed about that right now.
Well the truth is that when I get bored of their conversations, I start to sing songs like Dream Theater,Def Leppard,Rush etc….. Speaking of singing songs, now or lately I’ve been singing along to Duran Duran. A hard song to sing is “Ordinary World”, long vocal notes to hold plus I lost my high Octives or register, well maybe for now. Simon LeBon to me is a very underrated as a pop/rock singer. I like his voice allot!