The Tao of Pusi |
The grammatically incorrect, real-life ramblings of a sexually-confused, middle-aged man troubled by unresolved childhood crushes, overly amused by pop-culture and obsessed with creating meaningless top-ten lists. **NOTE TO THE READER** This is a compilation of actual, unedited e-mail messages sent to a friend by a man named Pusi. |
Famous People so far, I may have more:
Howard Stern Lawrence Taylor Drew Barrymore George Carlin Scott Stevens Neil Peart
Jack Nicholson Mike Piazza Randy Rhoads
Michael Douglas Ray Lewis David Gilmour
Rodney Dangerfield Shawne Merriman Paul McCartney
Chevy Chase Clint Eastwood George Harrison
Joe Pesci Marlon Brando Eric Clapton
Robert DeNiro Martin Brodeur Jeff Lynne
Al Pacino Scott Niedermayer Tom Petty
Megan Fox Ken Daneyko Mark Knopfler
Reese Witherspoon Johnny Depp John Wetton
Sarah Michelle Gellar Gene Wilder Selena Gomez
Hillary Duff Mel Brooks Shakira
Tia Carrera Carmen Electra Shania Twain
Tia Tequilla Danica McKellar Billy Gibbons
Miley Cyrus Elizabeth Hurley Steve Vai
Emily Osment Jennifer Graham Ozzy Osbourne
Kevin Smith Woody Allen James Hetfield
John Candy Artie Lange Pamela Anderson
Christopher Guest Eugene Levy Jessica Simpson
Jim Belushi Marty Feldman Mandy Moore
Michael Jackson Sam Kinison JoJo
Jason Mewes Jason Lee Bruce Lee
Kim Kardashian Catherine Zeta-Jones Selma Hayek
Jessica Biel Marisa Tomei Gabrielle Union
Steve Martin Morgan Freeman Eddie Murphy
Richard Pryor Robert Downey Jr. Kobe Tai
Asia Carrera Tera Patrick Maria Sharapova
Eddie Van Halen Gary Oldman Barry Sanders
Joe Montana Marshall Faulk Avril Lavigne
Amanda Bynes Nicole Kidman Scarlett Johanssen
Uma Thurman Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt
George Clooney Arnold Schwarzenegger 